Safari in the Serengeti has countless inherent potential problems. Inside the bush are numerous ways to have your safari shortened, life ended, nightmares made reality, and bring out the fears of even the bravest man. I never imagined that theft of my underpants would be one of those fears. They are nice enough to do your laundry at Klein’s Camp in Tanzania, but they DO NOT guarantee safe return of said items. Applicable warnings have been highlighted below.

Really? Something else to worry about?