Sunday March 11, 2012

The best way to combat the bullshit idea of daylight savings was for me to hurry up and get into California. That way I get my hour back no matter how badly those ancient farmers want to take it away from me. And what do I care if kids have to walk to school in the dark? They have cell phones for a flashlight these days. I didn’t have to change any clocks. Jimmy one, daylight savings zero. Now I just have to figure out how to help combat man versus nature in the autumn.

Other than completely dominating over the laws of nature, today was fairly boring. I caught up on the sleep I lacked from the previous two days. After that I spent the majority of the day catching up on work and personal drivel. I think I got all the months reporting done and mailed out today. I’ll realize if I forgot anything once it’s too late.